Mark! You’re everywhere!
John Z checking in from Chicago here. Great news on the O-BAM!-A victory. We were quick to get down to work immediately after the polls closed though and yes, I am glad to say, the first priority is to set forth new rules whereby Mayonnaise can be liberally applied to most sandwich meats and used in deviled eggs but would effectively be banned from application on any previously deep fried foods, including all breakfast meats and most certainly bacon. We do recognize that the notoriously obstinate representative from Pevensey Bay (Independent, Ben Vine) will likely work to organize a filibuster and so are now working all back channels possible to get the necessary 2/3 of the house votes to push this bill through.
Make no mistake: Mayonnaise has no place on the deep fried foods of the world and we will get this bill approved.
CheapDutchGuy, Wouter, Barry, Jorrit, and the others, we can not let this happen. Even though John Z ignorantly places the Mayonaise ON the deep fried food, while we all know it is a SIDE of mayonnaise where the bits of food are dipped, or, to quote one J. Travolta, fucking drowned in, we still run the risk of loosing our one and only true recipe of Dutch Culinary to this crazy action.
I suggest we jump on our scooters and squat that little warehouse in Tilburg, NL until John takes his ludicrous ban back.
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